A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door.
Vivian is listed as male in the Japanese version of the game. This is not mistranslated, this is Nintendo America censoring a decision made by Nintendo Japan. At the end of the game, Goombella acknowledges Vivian as a woman. This is vindication, and acknowledges Vivian as the gender she identifies herself with. Sorry fanboys, deal with it.
The image has been updated to be more politically correct.
i love how they didn’t even say any thing. they just all stood there…
No, they literally formed an unlikely line
Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT
THIS FUCKING HAWK LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN SO MUCH DISTRESS. HE JUST POPPED THE INFLATABLE PIGEON AND JUST LOOK AT HIM. LIKE “PREY MELT? WHAT DO? THIS NOT IN HAWK SCHOOL. THIS NOT FOOD.”
His whole life was a lie
THEY DIDN’T COVER THIS IN BIRD SCHOOL WHICH IS FOR BIRDS
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Did you guys even watch bee movie
you really really must call a bee keeper!
My family’s house had it’s entire attic taken over by bees one year. They slowly started appearing in the house, and then they were everywhere. We called a bee keeper, and he removed what he said was the largest domestic honeycomb/bee nest he’d ever seen. I was so terrified I’d gone to stay with a friend. My folks called me to meet the bee keeper, and he led me on the most magical journey through the house. He explained the bees were harmless if you move calmly through them and don’t swat at or harass them. He was only stung once because he accidentally put his hand down and smooshed one. The bees landed on me, walked a bit, then buzzed away. All honey combs and bees were safely removed and relocated. Call a bee keeper, they are awesome!
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”